Agent X (GM's character)
Loud mouth merc, who's equal is that of Deadpool himself....
Name: Alex Hayden
Alias: Agent-X, X, Fake Deadpool, Nijo Minamiyori (birth name)
Height: 6’ 2"
Weight: 215 lbs
Sexuality: Straight (Titties!!!)
Likes: Guns, Strawberry Twizzlers, Parkour, Women, Beer, Being better than Deadpool
Dislikes: Stupid people, S.H.I.E.L.D., Not geing paid
*Regenerative Healing Factor: Alex possesses a superhuman healing factor derived from that of his presumed same ego Deadpool that allows him to regenerate damaged or destroyed bodily tissue with far greater speed and efficiency than an ordinary human. Alex is able to heal injuries such as slashes, puncture wounds, bullet wounds, and severe burns within moments. His healing factor is developed to the point that he can regrow missing limbs and organs. With this he has shown a unique high tolerance towards pain.
- Foreign Chemical Resistance: Alex’s body is highly resistant to most drugs and toxins. For example, it is extremely difficult, though not impossible, for him to become intoxicated. He can, however, be affected by certain drugs, such as tranquilizers, if he is exposed to a massive enough dosage.
- Disease Immunity: The no so unique regenerative qualities of Alex’s healing factor also extends to his immune system, rendering him immune to the effects of all known diseases and infections.
- Extended Longevity: Alex’s healing factor provides him with an extended lifespan by slowing the effects of the aging process to an unknown degree.
- Telepathic Immunity: The healing factor causes his brain cells to be in a constant state of flux and regeneration, rendering him immune to psychics such as Professor X and Emma Frost.
- Advanced Telekinetics: After gaining Black Swan’s psionic powers, over years Alex trained to control them completely and use it the combat. Here are the “TK” abilities:
- Standard TK: Capable of very fine control over objects, including himself. On larger levels, Alex can levitate great weights, into the hundreds of tons
- Psionic Spikes: Ability to create destructive psionic spikes that destroy the physical objects that the spikes come into contact with.
-Concussive Blasts: He can project his telekinetic energies as powerful blast beams directed from his brain that could apparently affect matter with concussive force.
-Rokuhoshi Hyakuretsu Ken (Six-Star Hundred Crack Fist): Combining psionic spikes with concussive blasts and focusing then into his kicks and punches increases his hand-to-hand combat damage. After retaining his original memories, he found out that his favorite anime growing was Hokuto no Ken (Fist of the North Star). Paying homage to it, his modeled this ability based off the signature move of the main character of the anime, Kenshiro. Alex even does Kenshiro’s mannerisms at times.
- Superhuman Strength: Because of his healing factor, Alex can push his muscles to levels beyond the natural limits of an ordinary human being without sustaining injury, giving him superhuman strength. He is capable of lifting in more than 800 lbs and is shown to lift up to 3 tons. The exact limit of his strength is unknown.
- Superhuman Stamina: Alex’s musculature generates considerably less fatigue toxins than the muscles of an ordinary human being, granting him superhuman levels of stamina in all physical activities. He can physically exert himself at peak capacity for at least 18 hours before fatigue begins to impair him.
- Superhuman Agility: Alex’s agility, balance, and bodily coordination are enhanced to levels that are beyond the natural physical limits of even the finest human athlete, on par with Deadpool’s.
- Superhuman Reflexes: His reflexes are similarly enhanced, superior to those of even the finest human athlete.
Alex, now in full assault gear
Nijo was an assassin, mercenary, and agent employed by the telepathic German assassin called the Black Swan. He blamed Deadpool for his brother’s death as he was among the targets of Deadpool’s apparently successful assassination of the Japanese crime lords named the Four Winds. After Black Swan downloaded a mental virus into Deadpool’s brain, the mercenary came for both Swan and Nijo at the Swan’s castle in Germany. However, Black Swan revealed he had in fact killed the Four Winds, including Nijo’s brother, and stabbed him out of boredom with his ranting and disobedience. His vendetta with Deadpool was that the hits had erroneously been credited to the wrong man. A bomb Deadpool had brought went off, and all three were presumed killed.
However, Alex Hayden soon emerged in New York with one goal in mind – to be the best mercenary alive. He was found by Sandi Brandenberg, Deadpool’s former secretary, who assumed he was Deadpool by his powers and demeanour. He subconsciously took the name as a combination of composers he liked: Alexander Grieg and Josef Haydn, which Sandi worked out through his fondness for classical music. Sandi’s friend and distant romantic interest Taskmaster was sought to help him get his bearings and train him, as was Outlaw, for her shooting skills. Taskmaster noticed Alex was ambidextrous and that he was somehow interfering with his reflex ability while training with him. Taskmaster then knew he couldn’t be Deadpool, despite his healing factor and recognition of him and Sandi, and Outlaw corroborated this as Alex proved to be a better gun talent than Deadpool. Sandi and Alex formed a mercenary group, Agency X. The headquarters is based out of an amusement park Alex acquired as payment for his first mission.
Alex ran into Outlaw (Inez Temple) while assigned to try and take out the Punisher and steal his Colt .45 handguns. They failed and were locked up in a phone booth minus their weapons and clothes by Castle. The Punisher then killed the people who had sent them. Afterwards, Outlaw and Alex became romantically involved. However, Taskmaster, who was jealous of Sandi’s attachment to Alex, had set up Alex on that mission and he was kicked out of the agency. He then contacted Higashi, the new leader of part of the Four Winds organization and informed them that Alex was Deadpool, who still held the credit for killing the previous four crime heads. The organisation, primarily directed by Higashi’s enforcer, Saguri, therefore held Alex, Sandi and Taskmaster responsible but with Outlaw’s help, the three made a last stand at the amusement park against an army of mercenaries and supervillains, while Sandi was given to Higashi to safekeeping, as his infatuation with her would keep her protected. Agency X were triumphant and Alex blackmailed the crime lords into submission, while killing Saguri after surreptitioiusly being hired by Higashi to do so. Higashi was also convinced by Sandi that Alex was not Wade Wilson and was now more fully in control of his group, so he agreed to prevent any further reprisals on the foursome. Alex was enthused at what appeared to be a fresh start for the Agency but was hurt when Outlaw announced her desire to return home to the South to care for her dying father instead, while Taskmaster declined a full-time position.
Alex performed his assignments solo from then on, but he found his personal life further muddied when he and Sandi spent a night together. He became disillusioned with his work and decided to shut down the agency, but found himself unable to tell Sandi, who by then had set up a job for he and Taskmaster to act as bodyguards to Higashi as a final act of ceasefire. While on their way to a meeting between the Four Winds families, Alex’s group was attacked by a pair of over-cheerful assassins, but after a frantic battle, they arrived safely to find one of the Four Winds families had ordered the hit on Higashi. Now that Higashi was indebted to them, Alex, Taskmaster and Sandi returned to Sandi’s apartment to find Black Swan and a tabula rasa Deadpool waiting. It turned out that all three had partially merged during the explosion when Black Swan used his powers in an act of desperation to save himself. Black Swan psionically acquired Deadpool’s healing factor but accidentally made contact with Nijo and personal traits had been mixed around. Swan had given also Nijo’s corpse Deadpool’s regenerative powers (restoring him to a form of life 5 minutes after his death), as well as part of his personality, while Nijo also gained Swan’s firearms talents, ambition, some of his refined tastes, preferences and biases, and also the bodily scarring and outrage he’d received from Deadpool throwing him face first into a white hot fireplace griddle at his home.
Black Swan proposed a three-way mind meld to restore each man to their correct personal states, but doublecrossed them. Outlaw returned in time to help fight the Black Swan, who had now absorbed both Alex and Deadpool’s powers to augment himself. Even though Alex called Higashi’s favour in and surrounded Swan with hitmen, this proved to be fruitless, so Alex devised a new plan. After Taskmaster and Outlaw distracted him, Deadpool pinned Swan to Taskmaster’s explosives-laden van and Alex ignited it. Alex then reversed Black Swan’s absorption, but also gave him the memories of being caught in the bomb explosion in Germany. The group then repeatedly shot the Black Swan to make sure he was dead. The body was taxidermied and carried around by each couple (Taskmaster and Sandi, Alex and Inez) as a prop while they went on vacation.
When they later found themselves on opposing sides over the fate of Cable, Alex had another confrontation with Deadpool, which he lost initially, giving Deadpool the opportunity to spell out “Hi, Weasel” with his entrails as a “surprise” for his best friend. Unable to do much damage to each other due to their healing factors, they relented after Wade agreed to hand Alex his pancreas back.
After a botched attempt to steal a device from Hydra, Sandi and Outlaw convinced Deadpool to rescue Alex. Alex had been affected by the device he was supposed to steal, giving him arthritis and “the American gene” (which resulted in making him incredibly fat). This made escape physically impossible – though he wouldn’t want to miss out on the many treats and monkey chow that were being given to him as a lab specimen. Deadpool managed to free Alex with the help of Bob, Agent of HYDRA. He then asked Deadpool to run Agency X while he got himself back in shape, reasoning with himself that his only other alternatives were to shoot himself or eat Sandi and his business.
After the incident with his “forced obesity” by HYDRA, Alex spent the remaining years getting his body back into his old shape. After achieving this goal, he continued to run Agency X with various other mercenaries and assassins. During his “fat-cation” he calls it, Inez Temple aka Outlaw in the end, left him and went back to dating Deadpool. Alex held no grudge and wished them the best of luck. Years later, Alex showed up into the agency office to greet his buddy Wade….with a .500 magnum slug to the head!!! After waiting for his healing factor to finish, Alex explained the reasoning behind the point-blank brain surgery was from the residual rage and angst of Outlaw leaving him. The two made up….by riddling each other with holes and he left New York to start over a new life. He now resides in Panama City Beach, Florida in a loft studio apartment and work on freelance jobs while letting Deadpool run the office back in New York. Alex often works odd-jobs to pay the bills.